damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
grampas: the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
nintendoggystyle: shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly…
kanyewesticle: whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
slyzor: my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
Me: *posts on facebook - One of us has a girlfriend. (spoiler alert: it's me)
Mother: I'm a little confused by what you put on facebook... I don't think I understand.
Me: Mom stop.
Mother: Why would you say that...
Mother: Don't most people know you wouldn't have a girlfriend...?
Me: Dear god.
Mother: ...or do most people NOT know...?
Mother: I just don't get it.
Me: I'm just really fucking hilarious, okay?
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become...– Margaret Thatcher (via quotesaboutthings) Feelin’ cliche.