May 2013
damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
grampas:
the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
nintendoggystyle:
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
kanyewesticle:
whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
slyzor:
my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
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Me: *posts on facebook - One of us has a girlfriend. (spoiler alert: it's me)
Mother: I'm a little confused by what you put on facebook... I don't think I understand.
Me: Mom stop.
Mother: Why would you say that...
Me: No.
Mother: Don't most people know you wouldn't have a girlfriend...?
Me: Dear god.
Mother: ...or do most people NOT know...?
Me: Help.
Mother: I just don't get it.
Me: I'm just really fucking hilarious, okay?
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become...”
– Margaret Thatcher (via quotesaboutthings)
Feelin’ cliche. 